Monday, March 17, 2008

Kiss me, I'm sober

Quote of the day:

Christopher Moltisanti, to Tony and Paulie on "The Sopranos," after coming out of a coma:

"I'm going to hell, T... I crossed over to the other side... I saw the tunnel, and a white light. I saw my father in hell... And the bouncer said that I would be there too when my time comes."

(Paulie: "What bouncer?")

"The emerald piper... That's our hell. It's an Irish bar where it's St. Patrick's Day every day. Forever."

3 Comments:

At 2:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE BEST OF CORRADO SOPRANO

#1. Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers.

Wife says “I suppose I have to spread my legs”

Guy says “What, you don’t got a vase?”.

#2. What did the blind man say while passing the fish factory?

A: Good morning ladies.

 
At 8:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Possible TV ALERT! TV ALERT!

George Clooney makes a guest appearance on Golden Girls "To Catch a Neighbor" #2.24 Thur. Mar. 27 12:00 AM C.

Episode Detail: To Catch a Neighbor - Golden Girls
Two detectives (Joseph Campanella, George Clooney) move in with the girls to stake out their neighbors, who deal in stolen gems.

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger CM said...

Oh, that's a good one!

 

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