A People's History of Moeller Television Festival XVI
How did the TV Festival go on Saturday? It's easier if I put it in the words of the participants. What follows is a collection of some of the comments that were hand-scribed onto index cards and submitted into the meticulously-decorated comment box (i.e. a re-purposed tissue box). It could have been during any one of the 14 TV show viewings that took place on Saturday while the no-talking rule was in strictest order. This is not all of the comments, but plenty of them to be sure. I present to you my favorites, that is, the ones that lack the context of the moment when they appear here three days after the fact but still hint at the brilliance of the authors. We commence. Next year in Jerusalem!!-
Don't forget to turn off cell phones and beepers.
Thanks especially to Tim for coming from Peoria and Jamie from Schaumburg, IL.
So this is what happens at your wing night Wednesdays
Saul Star is looking good for his age
I vote hot enough for television. Signed Groucho
What no love for Tootie?
This is why TV is better than the internet
How much did Blake Shelton pay for this product placement?
The recent focus of public discussion on the systemic barriers faced by literally all women is starting to feel like special pleading. Enough already #NotAllMen
G-C add 9 - A-D on a 12-string Martin = Gold!
Why is there a salon hair drying chair?
Susan Anton hot enough for network TV
I propose we bring back the sweater vest.
Did Aaron and Chris come out in formation?
Waiting is the hardest part, but every minute Moeller reads another card.
Tom Petty has a face like an eighteenth century paper boy
White tights are a daring fashion choice for giving birth
I think of this episode every time a "normal guy" tries to engage me in sports-type talk.
Why do British shows look different?
I like how the kissing scene wasn't just fan service, but was worked into the plot.
I can't see the TV. Signed Groucho
If you like Flight of the Concords, you will love Rattlesnake Master
Bowie rocks
Aaron Moeller, you have got it going on
In addition to our shout out to those who came the furthest, a shout out to the guest who supplied our charcuterie plate
Who's going to be the lighting director when Emily leaves?
All these Open Remote shows with foreign actors and accents is a real slap in the face to the Moellers and their usual Trump-like America First TV Festival
This is one weird Munsters episode
I have heard termites are high in protein and taste like mint
Gunther needs a website that translates Leonard Bernstein
Fact: In 1962 cars only drove in straight lines. No turns
Aardvark before Aaron. The great book tells us so. The dictionary.
But, I think you're nonchalant
Good thing it wasn't a Jamaican garden, it be nothing but weeds... ba dum bing!
This is what the first fests were like. All the VHS shows had commercials.
Next year's charcuterie special-- Chad's world famous hog face
Weird violin music equals student film
Brian Urlacher played middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears. Hopefully, he will be voted into the Hall of Fame next week.
Aubrey Plaza is the most nonchalant actress I've ever seen
Lying naked on concrete has got to be hard on the pecker
Watching Rachel Ray while doing heroin sounds pretty great
What's a juice cleanse? Also, from the last show, I forgot to ask, what's a text alert? Signed, Groucho
If you come to US Cellular Monday morning with your Moeller TV Festival program, get 30% off Nest home security camera.
Best bass line in a theme song
"Can you give me a break, Tom, for old time's sake?" "Afraid I can't do that, Sal."
Jack Soo's name is in all my crossword puzzles.
3rd best bass line in a tv show theme. Seinfeld gets second
Markie would give any man a post
Took us 16 years to get to Night Court
2018 to-do-- learn the Curb Your Enthusiasm tuba line
"Bad chicken-- mess you up"
I'm glad to see the Jewish culture has become the mainstream. Signed, Groucho
posted by CM @ 6:05 PM
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