Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Norway's Boddicker back on the hill

Norway, Iowa native Mike Boddicker, a former big league pitcher, testified at Roger Clemens' perjury trial on Tuesday in Washington. Clemens' defense team has argued that when the pitcher was observed getting injected with needles in the clubhouse, they were vitamin B12 shots, not steroids. Boddicker made the claim on the witness stand yesterday that he once observed a trainer injecting Clemens in the buttocks when the two pitchers were teammates in 1990, and that the vial he saw being used was labeled B12.

Part of Boddicker's testimony was Perry Mason-like in its theatrics. During cross-examination by the government attorney, Boddicker was asked if there were secrets in the clubhouse. The defense followed by asking if Clemens ever did anything that was kept from the public. Yes, said Boddicker, Clemens would often leave the ballpark in uniform to see kids in the hospital. Oh no he di'nt!

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Obama did nothing this year to help the unions and the campaign of working people in Wisconsin because he was afraid their defeat would weaken him politically. Scott Walker had eight times the money, the unions had... no representation whatsoever from anybody inside the American political power structure.

Republicans win in election after election because the "working people's party," the Democrats, gave its soul away to corporate interests, and that action left neither party with one. Republicans know that the Democrats cannot plausibly make the case that they're a cogent alternative to the corporate strangulation that 99% of America despises. Corporate candidates run unopposed. Beginning with Wisconsin, Republicans have succeeded in turning our teachers, librarians, laborers, and public employees effectively into the new domestic terrorists. The Democrats' tack is to just shadow behind in an effort to capture the "political middle" of that idea.

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In the latest Vanity Fair, Kristen Stewart, star of the critically-unpopular "Snow White & the Huntsman" and the "Twilight" films, called critics of her recent work "voracious... shit eaters." I like Stewart just fine. She was tremendous, in fact, in "The Runaways" and "Welcome to the Rileys." Did you see those? But she shouldn't set up her critics so easily. If I was a film critic, I would reply like this: "Yes, and your movies are the shit I'm forced to eat."

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