Monday, August 25, 2014

The Hollywood Report

 
Women: TV star Sofia Vergara tells the E! red carpet lady tonight that she's into her new beau Joe Manganiello (pictured) because "he is so funny." I guarantee you he is not funny.

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Helen Mirren, on Queen Elizabeth, in USA Today...

"When you meet the queen, a lot of people get immediately attacked with this appalling virus called 'Queenitis,' which means you're incapable of making a single comment that sounds remotely natural. And you don't know what to do with your hands. And you babble like an idiot. Or you say nothing at all. And then, thank God, she moves on and you're relieved." 

Mirren is the undisputed champion female celebrity of women's magazines and society blogs. Yet she feels and acts like an idiot around somebody that is clearly neither a more accomplished nor worthy human than she is? Is it the humility we're supposed to be responding positively to? I'll take Roseanne Barr if it means calling royalty on their bullshit.

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I can't believe Sarah Silverman just won the Emmy. That is awesome.

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Seth Meyers is the world's luckiest man.

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Line of the night: Jimmy Kimmel to Matthew McConaughey, "Alright alright alright already."

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