Thursday, December 26, 2013

What the duck?

Do you know who wins with the suspension of Phil Robertson from A&E’s “Duck Dynasty”? Ducks.

Ducks are great. They’re colorful. They walk on land with two legs, they swim, and they fly. That’s insane. They’re friendlier with humans than they have any obligation to be. It's fun to feed them stale bread at a local park. Ducks, you have a friend in me.

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Doesn’t Pope Francis realize that church doctrine needs to be vetted by the Republican National Committee?

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It turns out that Pope Francis took the inspiration of his papacy name from a previous “Pope Francis.” I had assumed he named himself after Sinatra.


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