Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Man of Tomorrow

American journalism is in such sorry shape that even Clark Kent is jumping ship. He quits the Daily Planet in the next issue of DC Comics classic "Superman." Kent is going to start blogging instead.

The reporter with more than seven decades of reporting experience under his belt has come to lament the descent of his profession into vapid entertainment. Kent says he originally joined the newspaper (in 1940) so that he could speak out on social issues that he couldn't comment upon in his personal life.

He identified "the last straw" on his decision as having watched the 2012 Presidential and Vice Presidential Debates. Said Kent, "I'm mild-mannered, but this is getting ridiculous."

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The National League, the so-called "inferior" baseball confederation in North America, will extend its All-Star Game/World Series winning streak over the American League to 6 in the Fall Classic. Giants in 6.

2 Comments:

At 7:51 AM, Blogger Dave said...

It's nice to have a National League team I can cheer for again this year.

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger CM said...

I cherish these instances when we're on the same side.

 

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